Silk Handkerchiefs is the first in a trilogy of short comedy novels by writer and painter Paul Haworth. Wank to Jeremy Kyle, postie wink, suicidal, hit on woman old enough to be my mother, like a lubricious satyr, nigh-on assaulted by a male admirer, lying in a pool of urine...shit like this, it never used to happen to me, I swear. Now it were the story of my life. Narrator Alex ’Abs’ Brenchley is unafraid to tell, show and give all. Alongside episodes about his youth at Westminster School, sexcapades in St James’s Park and Victoria Station, and life as…